- Hey, your fork is broken, and made out of plastic. - You should use the oak box set of Forkuntu 12.4, no problems with forks there. - Yes, but it lacks any

- Hey, your fork is broken, and made out of plastic. - You should use the oak box set of Forkuntu 12.4, no problems with forks there. - Yes, but it lacks any spoons - For spoons there's always Spoontoo. - But... I want both spoons and forks... - For that you can always tweak a few dozen unrelated work orders, menus and item descriptions in Sporkian. But that will only work witn Sporkian unstable, and needs a special tablecloth. - Okay... What about knives?