The grandparent, jgrahamc, you're responding to is the CTO of Cloudflare. If this doesn't at-least meet your definition of "reach a human at Cloudflare", I'm n

The grandparent, jgrahamc, you're responding to is the CTO of Cloudflare. If this doesn't at-least meet your definition of "reach a human at Cloudflare", I'm not sure what will.