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„It was found that John Doe took liquid-oxygen enema before run, unfairly improving his performance.”
by Ralfp 5y ago
„It was found that John Doe took liquid-oxygen enema before run, unfairly improving his performance.”
- huitzitziltzin 5y agoGiven that liquid oxygen boils at about -300 F, if John Doe can finish a race after a liquid oxygen enema he deserves first prize for something!
- chaorace 5y agoPerhaps a Nobel prize?
- pvaldes 5y agoWith an exploratory spirit and a bit of ambition, all records are beatable if you have LOx and a matchbox
- giardini 5y agoI'm stuck between "RocketMan" and a drunken Joe Mulroy lighting a fart in his dormitory room to escape a dead poker hand. Of course, everyone scattered, to avoid the persistent flame hanging onto Mulroy's shorts, if not the fart itself.