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"We did not realize that the toe we poked was attached to an extremely large bear. Furthermore, we had never even realized that our chimney's diameter was sligh
by ISL 5y ago
"We did not realize that the toe we poked was attached to an extremely large bear. Furthermore, we had never even realized that our chimney's diameter was slightly larger than that of an AGM-65. For that, we and our protectors are extremely sorry.
Until we can shift our assets and upgrade our chimney, we promise to refrain from poking large-ish toes. Nevertheless, we do poke toes, so we must continue to poke small ones.
We are sure that everyone understands the nuanced and unexpected realities of our predicament, especially those voters who can't get to work today."
- threatofrain 5y agoUS intelligence has indicated they believe Russia owns at least part of the responsibility; if that's true, then there will be no extraditions and the US almost certainly will not be sending missiles into Russian homes over hackers. The degree to which US can craft an internationally persuasive story of Russia's culpability is the degree to which Russia will have to launch an internal investigation, and like, treat the matter Very Seriously and Stuff.