I went through a stage of detesting pizza. "To thank you for your hard work, I've ordered pizza for everyone!" 'What time is it arriving?' "7pm" 'Right so y

I went through a stage of detesting pizza. "To thank you for your hard work, I've ordered pizza for everyone!" 'What time is it arriving?' "7pm" 'Right so you're stealing 2 hours of my time, which you're valuing as a couple of pizza slices - and imagined I'd be grateful?'