The sad story is you can't get anywhere close to this even with rented dedicated servers. As a German I'm happy that we have Hetzner and I use their services ex

The sad story is you can't get anywhere close to this even with rented dedicated servers. As a German I'm happy that we have Hetzner and I use their services extensively. However if I wanted to start deploying things in the US or Asia I'd be forced to go with something like OVH which, while still a lot cheaper than AWS, is still significantly more expensive than Hetzner.