Then he'd have to face specific arguments. This way it looks like it's some general wisdom, and anyone who isn't enthusiastic about Mighty App can be painted as

Then he'd have to face specific arguments. This way it looks like it's some general wisdom, and anyone who isn't enthusiastic about Mighty App can be painted as the unsavory characters he invents. How easily this army of strawmen is burnt to a crisp! The Jealous Nerd: > One reason they do it is envy The Hipster: > it's an easy way to seem sophisticated The Dark Ages Inquisitor: > Darwin's harshest critics were churchmen The Luddites and Sheep: > the sheer pervasiveness of the current paradigm This replies to none of the legitimate criticism, and manages to be more dismissive by filing everything under "crabs in a bucket, extra salty".