Someone should make a satirical text adventure about doing startups, where you wander around the valley trying to get funding and so on. >LOOK You

Someone should make a satirical text adventure about doing startups, where you wander around the valley trying to get funding and so on. >LOOK You are in a brand new air conditioned Palo Alto office. Empty packets of ramen litter the floor. There are two desks, each with brand new macbooks on them. >SIT DOWN There are no chairs. What are you, some kind of loser? >PIVOT You are bought by a google. And so on. I know suggesting things for other people to do is bad form, "do it yourself!" goes the familiar cry. Unfortunately I don't have the requisite insider knowledge to make it funny.