I'm not standing up for dark patterns here (as a person who runs a subscription business I hate them because it makes it harder for people like me to run an hon

I'm not standing up for dark patterns here (as a person who runs a subscription business I hate them because it makes it harder for people like me to run an honest business) but there is a big difference between offering a virtual service (i.e. Slack) and shipping somebody a physical product like a Newspaper.