Matt Yglesias believes that the average college student cares about the inner workings of university donors, because Matt Yglesias' one talent is self-promotion

Matt Yglesias believes that the average college student cares about the inner workings of university donors, because Matt Yglesias' one talent is self-promotion, not thinking or research. The average college student is about as disengaged from the inner workings of the campus as one can possibly be. They are primarily there to take classes, socialize, and get the hell out of school.