Use Cosmopolitan Libc. Everything is statically linked. See for example https://justine.lol/redbean/index.html https://justine.lol/redbean/index.html don't you

Use Cosmopolitan Libc. Everything is statically linked. See for example https://justine.lol/redbean/index.html https://justine.lol/redbean/index.html don't you want binaries like that?