I don't think there's a single paragraph in the article I agree with. In another comment, I picked on the parts that are the easiest to criticize in a shortish

I don't think there's a single paragraph in the article I agree with. In another comment, I picked on the parts that are the easiest to criticize in a shortish comment. The whole article screams bad OOP-style cargo cult programming, which I found particularly annoying :)