I'll buy Yahoo. I got <checks wallet> $48.67. But when I buy it, I want to be CEO. Don't worry, you only need to pay me half of what you paid the previous CEO.

I'll buy Yahoo. I got <checks wallet> $48.67. But when I buy it, I want to be CEO. Don't worry, you only need to pay me half of what you paid the previous CEO. I promise I will only devalue the company by half as much as any other selection for CEO you already have. Think of it! That's 4x the value!