I don't think it's awful but I don't like it. I really wish I could literally just dump LaTeX onto the web and be done with it. Everything I've tried either do

I don't think it's awful but I don't like it. I really wish I could literally just dump LaTeX onto the web and be done with it. Everything I've tried either doesn't work (Pandoc is cute) properly / isn't 1:1, or does work but yields enormous amounts of html (pdf2htmlex). I am fairly happy with [insert MD->Book tool of your choice], but sometimes I want citations and things like that.