At the risk of veering into financial advice... Fine, but if my investments tank I'll be getting a subpoena for your IP from HN, and then from your ISP for you

At the risk of veering into financial advice... Fine, but if my investments tank I'll be getting a subpoena for your IP from HN, and then from your ISP for you, so I can sue you for issuing financial advice without a license, thus causing me significant material harm. /s Actually you're right, that's a very good idea.