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RCS, CVS, or UUCP?

• DoreenMichele 6y ago
  You've exceeded my knowledge of coding suitable to attempt to crack a joke. Maybe you could supply me programmer-speak equivalents of: 1. Fasting 2. Dietary restrictions 3. Sleep hygiene 4. Exercise 5. Actual hygiene 6. Spartanism
  • failwhaleshark 6y ago
    > arcane, out of date methods This. is. HN!!! (Kicks messenger into the well) Smoke signals, telegraph wires, spark gap transmitters then? We could always put alarm bonfires at the summits of the tallest hills and mountains.
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  • salawat 6y ago
    >Fasting: stop dicking with the code and lets see if the error reoccurs. >Dietary Restrictions: I added a new linter! Now you can't commit crappy code! >Sleep Hygiene: This...sleep thing... You're saying if I learn to lucid dream, I can figure out problems while I sleep? >Exercise: Yessssss! 100% test coverage.... Wait, are we talking the code, or me? >Actual hygiene: Keyboards. Are. Disgusting. >Spartanism: I live in an office with a desk, three screens a chair, and maybe a mat. No, I bear no ill will towards ancient Athens, or the rug... Why do you ask?
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    • failwhaleshark 6y ago
      "Yes. You should always be working on business problems while you are sleeping under your desk. That's why we pay you the big bucks salary... so your hourly rate is less than a retail store cashier's and your soul is ours... forever! Hahahah." > Exercise. Test coverage and typing doesn't count. )': Must. Paump. Zie. Iiron because Hanz und Franz zays zo. > Keyboards. We only buy dishwasher-compatible keyboards now and have a dedicated dishwasher for them. The cleaning people collect them every Friday night. https://youtu.be/pgnF42ZoRSw https://youtu.be/pgnF42ZoRSw