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But they still publish recipes with eggs, the innocent unborn embryos of chickens. Disgraceful!

by kangnkodos 5y ago

bioinformatics 5y ago
Not to mention recipes using plants that are either eaten alive or die a slow death on a stove or in an oven.
- kangnkodos 5y ago
  Yes. A thousand times, yes. Electromyography has proven that plants scream in agony at that point. Isn't there a more humane way? New theories of consciousness posit that everything in the universe has consciousness to a greater or lesser extent. Even rocks are conscious to a small degree. And salt is a type of rock. Therefore, we must all rally together to shut down any company that encourages the ingestion of salt, a conscious being. We nosaltarians must impose our moral views on everyone else.
totesraunch 5y ago
We eat unfertilized eggs which will never turn into a chicken, so really it's just an single cell. Unless you eat Balut but that's not common in the west and definitely not a recipe on Epicurious.
- kangnkodos 5y ago
  Some people publicly admit that they think it's OK to eat eggs?! Outrageous! Reading those words are causing me actual harm. Why isn't there a trigger warning? Egg eaters are on the wrong side of history. I mean it's one thing if you sneak out to Waffle House at 3 in the morning when no one is looking for two over easy. But anyone who publicly condones this barbaric behavior should be cancelled. And any company that encourages this barbaric, utterly un-eggs-eptable behavior should be cancelled.
shalmanese 5y ago
Ah yes, doing one thing to improve must be discouraged because it is not doing all the things.
- kangnkodos 5y ago
  You grossly misunderstand the point I was trying to make. My point is more about who gets to say what's acceptable on the internet. On the one hand, you have thoughtful, rational nosaltarians such as myself and millions of my minions, err... followers. On the other hand, you have the craven beasts at Epicurious who want to encourage the consumption of eggs, living suffering plants, and even conscious salt. Yes. Everything in this universe has at least a little consciousness. Even salt. I say that the internet should be ruled by those with the most people pointing out problems. In this case the problem is that encouraging the consumption of conscious beings, such as salt, has logical consequences. You may call my idea mob rule. But I call it the voices of a thousand rational beings simply trying to save one of our own. Do you see what I'm saying now? "Mob rule" as it might be called has one victory down, but we won't stop until we reach the logical end. My moral standards are different and superior to the lax proprietors of Epicurious. Therefore, it would be wrong for me to hold back and let others violate my moral standards. I won't stop until everyone follows my unquestionably superior moral standards.

But they still publish recipes with eggs, the innocent unborn embryos of chickens. Disgraceful!

bioinformatics 5y ago

Not to mention recipes using plants that are either eaten alive or die a slow death on a stove or in an oven.

kangnkodos 5y ago
Yes. A thousand times, yes. Electromyography has proven that plants scream in agony at that point. Isn't there a more humane way? New theories of consciousness posit that everything in the universe has consciousness to a greater or lesser extent. Even rocks are conscious to a small degree. And salt is a type of rock. Therefore, we must all rally together to shut down any company that encourages the ingestion of salt, a conscious being. We nosaltarians must impose our moral views on everyone else.

totesraunch 5y ago

We eat unfertilized eggs which will never turn into a chicken, so really it's just an single cell. Unless you eat Balut but that's not common in the west and definitely not a recipe on Epicurious.

kangnkodos 5y ago
Some people publicly admit that they think it's OK to eat eggs?! Outrageous! Reading those words are causing me actual harm. Why isn't there a trigger warning? Egg eaters are on the wrong side of history. I mean it's one thing if you sneak out to Waffle House at 3 in the morning when no one is looking for two over easy. But anyone who publicly condones this barbaric behavior should be cancelled. And any company that encourages this barbaric, utterly un-eggs-eptable behavior should be cancelled.

shalmanese 5y ago

Ah yes, doing one thing to improve must be discouraged because it is not doing all the things.

kangnkodos 5y ago
You grossly misunderstand the point I was trying to make. My point is more about who gets to say what's acceptable on the internet. On the one hand, you have thoughtful, rational nosaltarians such as myself and millions of my minions, err... followers. On the other hand, you have the craven beasts at Epicurious who want to encourage the consumption of eggs, living suffering plants, and even conscious salt. Yes. Everything in this universe has at least a little consciousness. Even salt. I say that the internet should be ruled by those with the most people pointing out problems. In this case the problem is that encouraging the consumption of conscious beings, such as salt, has logical consequences. You may call my idea mob rule. But I call it the voices of a thousand rational beings simply trying to save one of our own. Do you see what I'm saying now? "Mob rule" as it might be called has one victory down, but we won't stop until we reach the logical end. My moral standards are different and superior to the lax proprietors of Epicurious. Therefore, it would be wrong for me to hold back and let others violate my moral standards. I won't stop until everyone follows my unquestionably superior moral standards.