"We have a problem" "Let's hire a consultancy firm to solve it!" A bit later: "Now we have ten problems, all sitting at desks we are paying for and are being

"We have a problem" "Let's hire a consultancy firm to solve it!" A bit later: "Now we have ten problems, all sitting at desks we are paying for and are being charged ridiculous fees for a bunch of witless MBAs just out of college."