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Don't answer this if it isn't legal to answer, but do you have any examples you can share? I can entirely picture the process, and completely believe that it h

Don't answer this if it isn't legal to answer, but do you have any examples you can share? I can entirely picture the process, and completely believe that it happens, but I don't have a mental image of what the end result looks like.

wbl 6y ago
The top secret lunch: someone ate an orange at Los Alamos. That orange was top secret. This actually makes some sense.
withinboredom 6y ago
From my personal experience: a cat died. A very non-important cat. It was the only thing of note in my report.
- dwarfsandstuff 6y ago
  A random cat's death got to be top secret? Oh gawd...
  - ARandomerDude 6y ago
    Things are often classified because of how we know the cat died, not because the cat was special. Suppose you've recruited a foreign intelligence officer to work for you and he happens to mention the cat dying during a debriefing. You can't just declassify the unimportant bits because enough of them will tell you who said it. It's the same problem as FAANG collecting mountains of "anonymous" metrics. Pretty soon, you can determine who the "anonymous" user is.
    - withinboredom 6y ago
      I think everyone knows we are in Afghanistan and the cat was a stray on our base. But you’re right. Maybe the fact that Nothing Happened was what was classified, not the cat? Who knows.
spiritplumber 6y ago
There has been a brief period in my life when I did not have the clearance to read code I was writing.
- NovemberWhiskey 6y ago
  Yeah. I once worked on a project implementing the software for a fighter aircraft first-line test set - the kind of thing that a maintainer would connect up to the pylons to check out the wiring and make sure the right voltages were getting where they were meant to. We had to run the whole project on a completely separate network from the rest of the business due to the classification of the software, which was driven entirely by a handful of frequencies used in testing; details of which were also broadly available from OSINT sources.
- MereInterest 6y ago
  I feel like there's a joke about Perl hiding somewhere in there.
  - Bluestein 6y ago
    "There's more than one way to do it, and all of them are classified!" (TIMTOWTDI TS) :)

wbl 6y ago

The top secret lunch: someone ate an orange at Los Alamos. That orange was top secret. This actually makes some sense.

withinboredom 6y ago

From my personal experience: a cat died. A very non-important cat. It was the only thing of note in my report.

dwarfsandstuff 6y ago
A random cat's death got to be top secret? Oh gawd...
- ARandomerDude 6y ago
  Things are often classified because of how we know the cat died, not because the cat was special. Suppose you've recruited a foreign intelligence officer to work for you and he happens to mention the cat dying during a debriefing. You can't just declassify the unimportant bits because enough of them will tell you who said it. It's the same problem as FAANG collecting mountains of "anonymous" metrics. Pretty soon, you can determine who the "anonymous" user is.
  - withinboredom 6y ago
    I think everyone knows we are in Afghanistan and the cat was a stray on our base. But you’re right. Maybe the fact that Nothing Happened was what was classified, not the cat? Who knows.

spiritplumber 6y ago

There has been a brief period in my life when I did not have the clearance to read code I was writing.

NovemberWhiskey 6y ago
Yeah. I once worked on a project implementing the software for a fighter aircraft first-line test set - the kind of thing that a maintainer would connect up to the pylons to check out the wiring and make sure the right voltages were getting where they were meant to. We had to run the whole project on a completely separate network from the rest of the business due to the classification of the software, which was driven entirely by a handful of frequencies used in testing; details of which were also broadly available from OSINT sources.
MereInterest 6y ago
I feel like there's a joke about Perl hiding somewhere in there.
- Bluestein 6y ago
  "There's more than one way to do it, and all of them are classified!" (TIMTOWTDI TS) :)