I read comments like this and wonder whether--after I die--everybody will mock me for every moment I forgot my wallet. I maybe forget my wallet once per year,

I read comments like this and wonder whether--after I die--everybody will mock me for every moment I forgot my wallet. I maybe forget my wallet once per year, but I'd like to think that my friends have forgiven me for it. (And I always Venmo my share of the bill anyway.)