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The door refused to open. It said, "Five cents, please." He searched his pockets. No more coins; nothing. "I’ll pay you tomorrow," he told the door. Again he t
by SideburnsOfDoom 6y ago
The door refused to open. It said, "Five cents, please."
He searched his pockets. No more coins; nothing. "I’ll pay you tomorrow," he told the door. Again he tried the knob. Again it remained locked tight. "What I pay you," he informed it, "is in the nature of a gratuity; I don’t have to pay you."
"I think otherwise," the door said. "Look in the purchase contract you signed when you bought this conapt."
- Ubik, Philip K Dick, 1969
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- lofi_lory 6y agoWhat?! I got that book somewhere. That's hilarious, I didn't expect that. Now I have to read it.