Yeah, it's all theater. A few weeks ago I opened a business banking account and the banker asked me what my company did, and I told her "I traffic underage girl

Yeah, it's all theater. A few weeks ago I opened a business banking account and the banker asked me what my company did, and I told her "I traffic underage girls, and sell methamphetamines". Woooo boy, she did not like that. It was an obvious joke and she knew it, but honestly, what criminal is going to tell the truth about their illicitly gotten gains?