The government (DfT) asks itself (DfT, Highways England (a government-owned company)) to review safety and finds they're wonderful and safe. Hm, quelle surprise

The government (DfT) asks itself (DfT, Highways England (a government-owned company)) to review safety and finds they're wonderful and safe. Hm, quelle surprise! (Highways Agency, which was replaced by Highways England, was the very organisation that developed the "Managed Motorways" concept)