I write java all the time and have the following things I never want to deal with again: - Maven - Gradle - Weak type systems - 1 class per file and other d

I write java all the time and have the following things I never want to deal with again: - Maven - Gradle - Weak type systems - 1 class per file and other dogma that leads to a million tiny pieces of spaghetti (cough GoF) - java version hell - garbage collection tuning (yes at scale its necessary and no I don't want to make more grafana dashboards of our application's gc and whatever open-source datastore we are using's gc since they thought it was smart to write in java) - verbosity to the max - people convinced none of the points are problems and that they are actually features. Its one thing to deny my pain it is another thing entirely to say its a "good" pain.