We discussed and I decided that the most worthy person in this room is me and therefore I award myself with this amazing award. Look at me,you little people,loo

We discussed and I decided that the most worthy person in this room is me and therefore I award myself with this amazing award. Look at me,you little people,look! At some point, she'll go home after a long day of executive meetings, crash on a sofa and there will be the award placed in the most prominent place in her home. She'll look at it, sight and say: 'well done me!'.