Exactly, the one that still works if I revert some software updates, but still always tries to update itself when connected to the internet. You know what repl

Exactly, the one that still works if I revert some software updates, but still always tries to update itself when connected to the internet. You know what replaced it? A white macbook from ~2008, which back then had a remote ! It still works. The EU law to make breaking hardware with software updates illegal can't come soon enough.