One of my first purchases with the first $1,200 stimulus check last year was birdseed. The thing is, I used a debit card linked to my name. An hour or so later

One of my first purchases with the first $1,200 stimulus check last year was birdseed. The thing is, I used a debit card linked to my name. An hour or so later, I was on (redacted) and my post to an image board was greeted with an image meme making fun of birdseed purchases. It was almost certainly auto-generated. For add'l context, the site was located overseas, so it fell under jurisdiction of our intel agencies. It's difficult enough to be happy while destitute and homeless, but you should never mess with a man's birdseed. He might get rowdy and cause a commotion, make you regret interfering with his ornithological aspirations.