Predictable angry comment about the stupidly large ad on this site for eToro: apparently my thumbs are too fat to close it, when do I get my complimentary diall

Predictable angry comment about the stupidly large ad on this site for eToro: apparently my thumbs are too fat to close it, when do I get my complimentary dialling wand? So fat in fact that it opens the ad no matter what I do, only to be told that eToro is not even available in my country. So not only do I see a massive ad that makes the article hard to read, I can’t even close it, and it’s for a product I can’t buy. I hate this, and everybody involved in implementing it should be ashamed of themselves.