I would deffo have died as a kid if our treadmill had this design. I was forever fucking around with it including the flung into the China cabinet lesson. Eve

I would deffo have died as a kid if our treadmill had this design. I was forever fucking around with it including the flung into the China cabinet lesson. Ever seen what happens if you throw a medicine ball onto a running treadmill at 15 mph with max incline? Well what happens is the ball nearly decapitates your little brother before exploding through a window and then your arse gets tanned by your dads belt. Same happens if you decide to see what’s inside your etch a sketch with an axe. At the kitchen table. I’m amazed I neither killed myself nor was killed by my parents.