Here goes all my karma right out the window, but honestly I'm not here to be popular. For the life of me, I can not understand what would propel someone to thi

Here goes all my karma right out the window, but honestly I'm not here to be popular. For the life of me, I can not understand what would propel someone to think that making a performance comparison between PHP and Java would: a) makes sense b) be insightful c) make sense Pure idiocy.