From time to time, there'll be a local news piece about how Seabrook, NH natives supposedly speak the closest thing to the original Elizabethan dialect still i

From time to time, there'll be a local news piece about how Seabrook, NH natives supposedly speak the closest thing to the original Elizabethan dialect still in existence. If you've ever heard a Brooker talk, it's certainly nothing like any performance of Shakespeare I've ever heard (although it does make you think about checking them for webbed toes...)