Dear English speakers of the United States of America, please be advised that 1. The English language is not earthspeak. 2. The town of Bitche has been around

Dear English speakers of the United States of America, please be advised that 1. The English language is not earthspeak. 2. The town of Bitche has been around for almost 500 years more than when colonies united. 3. Before judging, stop using odious names for your spawn and town names (Sir, I'm going to Bumpass with your daughter, Anna-Lee, it'll be our only stop before reaching you in Satans Kingdom).