Then great, you'll be interested in a salary sharing agreement with me. I promise to impart wisdom upon you that will help you get a job over 100k, and ONLY if

Then great, you'll be interested in a salary sharing agreement with me. I promise to impart wisdom upon you that will help you get a job over 100k, and ONLY if you get such a job, ONLY then do you have to give me 30% of your earnings for ONLY 2 years. Do we have a deal? Also, this offer is extended to ANYONE reading. I'm that generous. * * * Breaking character now. If there is any volatility in peoples lifetime earnings, agreements such as these will generate revenue even if the school provides nothing. It may very well be that the most profitable state of the school is to contribute precisely nothing to peoples careers, because that requires the lowest financial investment from the wisdom provider.