Google's Play Store is a cesspit at times, frankly speaking. But you enter it with low expectations since they don't advertise it to you as a walled garden expe

Google's Play Store is a cesspit at times, frankly speaking. But you enter it with low expectations since they don't advertise it to you as a walled garden experience, curation by hand, artisanal repackaging, and whatnot, and you tune your buyer beware sense to 11. On the other hand, Apple's like a restaurant that promises you clean and superior experience, you enter, it's clean and tidy indeed, but then you suddenly get served a smelly smoked herring wrapped in an old stained newspaper, and get charged $199 for it on top.