Here’s the thing: that’s your opinion. I happen to feel differently. However, you said that vented cans don’t exist. It’s not true. They do exist. I proved it.

Here’s the thing: that’s your opinion. I happen to feel differently. However, you said that vented cans don’t exist. It’s not true. They do exist. I proved it. This can is vented. What is true is that the vents require some kind of activation at the time of pour. This model relies on a button, which means two hands. I’ve personally found that using two hands is kind of a requirement for this size of gas can. That’s my personal experience, so I like this model for the speed of its pour. There exist other designs where you activate the vent by pushing on the nozzle and a lip or catch hooks the opening and a sleeve pulls back exposing the vent. I personally have found that design to be problematic because the springs are often faulty or too strong. You could use those one handed if you want, I guess, but I don’t prefer to do that, so, all in, I do t prefer those models. Regardless, they exist, you can buy them. One handers, two handers, fortunately I’m unaware of any three or more handers. But this nonsense about gurgling and splashing because “vents are illegal” is a lie and is gaslighting, especially when you can order pallets of evidence to the contrary.