Good lord this is awful. If somebody's paying you to solve problems with code, please just write clear code, rather than showing off. Somebody's going to have t

Good lord this is awful. If somebody's paying you to solve problems with code, please just write clear code, rather than showing off. Somebody's going to have to make sense of it a year from now when requirements change, and you will be in a sense talking to that future programmer (maybe it's you) via code. You should be trying to tell them about the problem, rather than about yourself.