Advice straight out of The Onion, 18 years ago: https://local.theonion.com/i-should-start-some-sort-of-huge-corporation-1819583886 https://local.theonion.com/i

Advice straight out of The Onion, 18 years ago: https://local.theonion.com/i-should-start-some-sort-of-huge-corporation-1819583886 https://local.theonion.com/i-should-start-some-sort-of-huge-... "Working security at Rite Aid for $6.55 an hour is just not cutting it the way it used to. But I'm not worried, because last night, as I was standing there staring at the rows of shampoo bottles and disposable razors, the answer hit me: I should start some sort of huge corporation!"