Seeing the title, I was anticipating something more exciting than a run-of-the-mill resize script... Namely I thought, did someone make a clever tool that reco

Seeing the title, I was anticipating something more exciting than a run-of-the-mill resize script... Namely I thought, did someone make a clever tool that recognises "boring" pictures and would reduce their size? You'd want high res for a group photo of say 100 employees (not that we'll have that in 2020-2021...) or a panorama with interesting details if you zoom in. For the goat, of course zooming in you'd just see its fur, or individual leaves of grass, so reducing its resolution wouldn't matter much.