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"Tokutek claims to improve MongoDB performance 20x. It is unclear if this also means losing 20x as many documents." ROFL.

• mrweasel 6y ago
  The Software AG comment is funny to: “We’re not sure what we do either”
• IgorPartola 6y ago
  It’s write only performance: it writes to /dev/null.
  • ctsk 6y ago
    https://devnull-as-a-service.com/ https://devnull-as-a-service.com/
  • deleted 6y ago
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• jwitthuhn 6y ago
  I'm a big fan of "Hadoop is a distributed system for counting words."
  • Tade0 6y ago
    The Atlassian bit is in equal parts true and depressing.
• laurent92 6y ago
  — It says on your CV you are very quick at maths. 2746 x 8463 ? — 82736! — Not even close. — Yes, but very quick! (same for Big Data)
  • curiousgal 6y ago
    Unexpected factorial!
    • ralusek 6y ago
      Unexpected base 26 factorial!
      • dxdm 6y ago
        How do you know it's base 26?
        • ralusek 6y ago
          "t" "o" "r" "i" "l" would've exceeded hexadecimal. There were no capitals or numbers, so I just assumed base 26.
          • hrishi 6y ago
            I'm sad I only have one upvote to give. Please have it.
• aiisjustanif 6y ago
  “Atlassian has somehow duped several software companies into thinking they need JIRA to be agile; if only we all had the agility move in real life.” Such a good laugh.