This made me think of what the ultimate HN story title would be? Uber's shelved self-driving car LIDAR firmware written in Rust now available as a Docker packa

This made me think of what the ultimate HN story title would be? Uber's shelved self-driving car LIDAR firmware written in Rust now available as a Docker package with a Kubernetes deployment script. Available on GitHub from an unknown FaceBook leak. Or... Why I stopped programming and turned to raising goats?