Our Brainfuck cluster is invaluable to our research at Synergistic Associates. This is an endorsement from our umbrella of companies, since I own them all and

Our Brainfuck cluster is invaluable to our research at Synergistic Associates. This is an endorsement from our umbrella of companies, since I own them all and have placed my Amazon Echo robots on the boards (after I downloaded my AI written in Brainfuck into each of them!). Our support incidents dropped to ZERO, when we switched to using Brainfuck on the back end. Prior to Brainfuck, we had used Rust, Go, Python, and even Bash on the backend to implement our proprietary secret sauce. Truth be told, we actually rewrote our entire backend infrastructure in C from that earlier sticky mess of glue languages holding together the object oriented stuff. C gave us a lot of flexibility, but I started to receive mountains of sales calls and emails from people wanting to sell me security products and internal trainings for how to write secure software. That was sort of okay, but the calls about my expired warranty were just too much to handle. Somehow, those security research companies knew we had started using C! Well... Let me tell you, once I switched over to a few one-liners of Brainfuck on the backend, I deleted all the other servers and software. We no longer needed them. Brainfuck really has solved all our problems, IaaS is no longer needed, SaaS is a moot point, DaaS is gone since my users now don't even get remote CLIs, etc. Everything is good for us with Brainfuck! Oh yea - the money is great, since I fired everyone else. Only me and my army of AI workers written in Brainfuck, downloaded to Amazon Echo devices, remain.