i need a way to find 4-day, probably-ideally remote jobs i want a simple TTD list that doesn't suck - i.e. it needs to have explosions, lots of explosions, not

i need a way to find 4-day, probably-ideally remote jobs i want a simple TTD list that doesn't suck - i.e. it needs to have explosions, lots of explosions, not just stupid checkboxes that do a line-thru when i complete a task i need a way to de-brainwash my parents from fox news (pipe dream, i know) i need a way to engage politically, and a way for 'normal people' to do the same i need a way to make friends as an adult i need smart dumbbells (that don't suck) (they need to be normal but count reps like a fitness tracker counts steps) i need a way to eat better/healthier/fewer calories i need a carbon tax i need universal health care i need a civic engagement-type platform that morally compels people to participate/volunteer in activities that are potentially/probably political-ish in nature, but could also 'just' be about helping people i need a way to not have to repeat the same answers to the same interview questions dozens or hundreds of times over an interview cycle i need a way to truly understand big data/mapreduce (even tho mr is dying now) i need a low code tool that doesn't suck in at least one or two truly-unacceptable ways (like, cost of running them for side projects being prohibitive) i need a way to try to keep myself as unracist/unsexist/un*ist as possible i need an ongoing guide to life, like a School of Life/Wear Sunscreen-type manifesto, that can attempt to give some shape to modern day life when so many norms and institutions are going away/crumbling i need a 'MyAdProfile'-type platform that will show me only ads i'm really interested in, 'in market' for; possibly combine that with self-propaganda app for whatever you want yourself to believe - eating right, doing good, etc.