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I need some clarification on "connect me to the internet", does that means I can watch Youtube videos by simply closing my eyes? I can search on Google with my

• anoncake 6y ago
  Yes. And if you send ${Your bank balance} to 35hK24tcLEWcgZA4JxpöbkNkoAcJGqQP, I'll decrypt your memory on how to do that as well as all your other favourite memories.
  • xallarap 6y ago
    It might help if you root your covid and disable the sort command before the vaccine can install decryption routines. Reencrypting a memory is hard, right?
    • anoncake 6y ago
      As your criminal, I can assure you that this will keep you perfectly safe from me.
• froh42 6y ago
  No, it will just post your filthy thoughts to your facebook timelime.
  • maury91 6y ago
    I believe the people that believe in 5G in vaccines are already posting every stupid thought they have on facebook.
    • hackflip 6y ago
      So in a roundabout way, vaccines ARE connecting them to the Internet!
  • deepstack 6y ago
    Well, we can already use fMRI (maybe EEG as well) or PET scan to read the structure of people's thoughts. And researchers already have done BrainNet, A Multi-Person Brain-to-Brain Interface https://arxiv.org/abs/1809.08632 https://arxiv.org/abs/1809.08632 Science doesn't stay still. Given these it is no surprise that lay person think that this is possible.
  • islon 6y ago
    Most people don't need a vaccine for that...
• TriNetra 6y ago
  well, you need to be a bit verbose I guess. Smile please, to like and frown to dislike. If you are mad at a post then, you can just smash on the wall to show that reaction on person's FB wall :).