I'm thinking a prepaid debit card and a donation to the FreeBSD Foundation, OpenBSD, and NetBSD might be able to get him to give his opinion. :-) Joking aside

I'm thinking a prepaid debit card and a donation to the FreeBSD Foundation, OpenBSD, and NetBSD might be able to get him to give his opinion. :-) Joking aside, I'm pretty sure the GNU Manifesto already contains the polite version of his thoughts on the BSDs though.