An Open Letter to LulzSec 1. Dear Boys and Girls, 2. Do you remember what it was like when the bullies picked on you and your friends during lunch in the cant

An Open Letter to LulzSec 1. Dear Boys and Girls, 2. Do you remember what it was like when the bullies picked on you and your friends during lunch in the canteen? Broke your spectacles, stuck their filthy fingers in your food? 3. Do you remember what it was like before you really discovered the internets? The lonely empty darkness inside you that matched the lonely darkness that surrounded you? 4. Do you remember how you felt when the cool kids had fun stuff to do of an evening and all you had was a night of MMOs and online chat? 5. Do you remember thinking that you and your brain were capable of big things. Great things. Terrible things and the world would be sorry for underestimating you? 6. Do you remember a life before Lulz? 7. I'm guessing you do. I'm guessing it wasn't that long ago. I'm guessing that you are still stinging. 8. Then the lulz began. 9. We have to admit that when you were picking on the internets's big kids we had a moment of guilty lulz. When it looked like you were teaching them an important lesson we lulled along. But you changed. 10. Just because you have a pain inside doesn't mean that you you should inflict pain. Just because the big kids shit on you doesn't mean you should shit on the little kids. 11. The power has infected your young head, Child. You've gone to the Dark Side. 12. But. Wait. Shhh! Baby. It's OK. I promise. 13. The big, real world it full of lulz. Real lulz. The kind of amazing lulz that you can touch. Lulz you can taste and smell. Warm lulz, soft lulz. Hard lulz. 14. You have a big brain in your young head. A brain capable of good things, clever things, important things. Once you discover the power of real lulz you will soon put this behind you. 15. But do it fast before the bullies return and your life returns to being nothing more than a high-school cafeteria on repeat loop for 2-4 years with good behaviour. 16. The lulz aren't worth it. 17. Yours, Concerned.