I've never seen anything that used YAML that I didn't want to douse with gasoline, nuke from orbit, and then salt the ground where it once stood. I cry and rag

I've never seen anything that used YAML that I didn't want to douse with gasoline, nuke from orbit, and then salt the ground where it once stood. I cry and rage and rend my clothes when I stumble upon some new thing that makes me have to use it.