I was secretly hoping this would be Microsoft's foray into building a premium coffee machine for engineers. Give it the old Microsoft spin with an idiot-proof b

I was secretly hoping this would be Microsoft's foray into building a premium coffee machine for engineers. Give it the old Microsoft spin with an idiot-proof brewing process (pods maybe?) and ultra-fast brew times. Add support for the Hyper Text Coffee Pot Control Protocol (HTCPCP) and what not. I'd buy it. Just don't make me wait for updates before brewing and we're good ;)