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But sex also leads to children, children leads to less sleep, less sleep leads to shorter life.
by young_unixer 6y ago
But sex also leads to children, children leads to less sleep, less sleep leads to shorter life.
- endisneigh 6y agoYou can just, uh, use a condom, no?
- goldenkey 6y agoI once heard something about listening to an orchestra with earplugs on.
- young_unixer 6y agoWho would have thought children and tinnitus had so many things in common.
- yellowapple 6y agoThey also both tend to make high-pitched noises, on that note.
- Rebelgecko 6y agoEven though people tend to focus on rock and metal concerts, it's totally possible to get permanent hearing damage from an orchestra. They can be pricey, but a set of custom earplugs can save your hearing while maintaining a consistent volume reduction across all frequencies.
- bmlzootown 6y agoI mean, you can... But you can't get another man pregnant, so there's really no point (at least in terms of fertility).
- dvfjsdhgfv 6y agoYou could but for some people the fun is thereby reduced to zero.
- andy_ppp 6y agoNope, having children later increases life expectancy. People have theories about why but it’s not been proved IMO. I’ll try to find the paper later...
- throwaway333444 6y agoSource?
- andy_ppp 6y agohttps://time.com/4574770/older-moms-may-live-longer/ https://time.com/4574770/older-moms-may-live-longer/ For example...
- keenreed 6y agoIt is the other way around, healthy men with increased life span are more likely to have a children. Sick short malnourished male is less likely to find partner, let alone have a children. Study also excludes divorced men who technically have children, but do not live with them. Divorce decreases life expectancy severely.
- valenterry 6y agoYeah, exactly this. We should really stop using the word "increases" to describe a correlation and use "goes hand in hand with" or something like that. Same for your usage of "decreases". ;)
- vasco 6y agoI'd think its more about lifestyle choices. Easier to ride motorcycles and jump out of planes if you're not changing diapers.
- andy_ppp 6y agoYes I guess also the richer you are the more likely you are to live longer and delay kids. Maybe it’s just correlated.
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