OpenAI GPT-3 has this to say: 3.2. Recruitment The Protocol Police shall be recruited from the IETF community, and shall preferably be selected from the IETF

OpenAI GPT-3 has this to say: 3.2. Recruitment The Protocol Police shall be recruited from the IETF community, and shall preferably be selected from the IETF's Standards Area Directors (SAADs), as defined in [RFC5543]. 5.3. Disobeying RFCs A Protocol Police officer, when faced with a violation of a protocol specification, is required to issue a citation, as laid out in Section 7.1.