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Are your 100k bunglemudgeons exchangeable for $10 million?

• peytn 6y ago
  On bunglemudgeonexchange.ru, yes. I’m seeing a ton of depth on their order book. Why not buy a few bunglemudgeons from me and see for yourself?
  • lifty 6y ago
    If you guarantee 100x returns, I’m in.
    • peytn 6y ago
      I guarantee 100x returns as long as you never sell.
• umvi 6y ago
  Sure - easy. 1. Find a rich person with money that needs laundering (this is the hardest step) 2. Sell the "bunglemudgeons" (could just be a .txt doc that contains the phrase "100k bunglemudgeons") to the rich person in the form of an NFT for $10M 3. 100k Bunglemudgeons are now worth at least $10M 4. Rich person can now re-sell it to an alias of himself (or a rich friend) for an even greater amount to launder his dirty money
  • sneak 6y ago
    That's not how money laundering works.
    • umvi 6y ago
      How do people launder money with NFTs then?
      • sneak 6y ago
        They buy them from themselves, not by sending millions to some random stranger, never to be recovered.
        • umvi 6y ago
          True, so I guess step 0 is: 0. Be rich and have money you need to launder 1. Invent "bunglemudgeons" as a way to launder your money
      • sabhiram 6y ago
        It's more about tax evasion than anything else.